Tuesday, June 23, 2009

5 Reasons Rob Pattinson is Hotter than Chace Crawford

Okay we all saw my post about crazy NYC bitches and their gonna kick their buttedness...but let's examine something else I've found on my looky loo...

Okay the girls from letters to Rob already posted this but I was so pissed I had to do it myself...I have no words except WTF?

5 GOOD reasons Rob is Hotter than Chase:
Look below as we compare and contrast..shall we! I start my case here:

1. Posing for pics


ROB Lying Down=SEXY!



Chace lying down..er...leaning over...SLOPPY

2. Bouffant (hair) Chace is trying to copy Rob's ain't gonna happen!


Rob is totally making the Bouffant come back into style!
Chace...wtf were you thinking...you can't pull this off. Only Rpattz can, just give up! You look horrible like an idiot! Never wear the bouffant again that is for Rpattz and Rpattz only!

3. You know are famous when you are mobbed by girls:


ROB attacked outside on the street in NYC from hundreds of screaming girls....




CHACE: can't call this a "mob" or attack...*crickets chirping*

4. Umm...hi...you are
famous when your face is on everything! (merchandise)or they make you a doll of your very own likeness!

or whe
n crazy fan girls carry around purses with your picture on it! Just in case they might see you on the street!


Chace, I found this on some website..for purchase...even girls in NYC where Gossip Girl is stationed don't give a damn about you when Rpattz is in town:



There wasn't very much selection and umm...how ugly is this would you wear it instead of an Rpattz shirt? Srsly!

5. Acting chops

Rob, been in two of the most highly grossing films of all time.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and Order of the Phoenix...millions

OH and did I mention: How to Be, Twilight, Twilight Saga: New Moon, Twilight Saga: Eclipse and hopefully *crosses fingers* Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn.


Chace:
The Covenant (which everyone should rent, hello ab muscles, but not chace's) oh and yeah Gossip Girl, but worst of all he beat Out Zac too girly to dance and make it sexy Efron for a REMAKE of Footloose...srsly!


Here are 5 insanely good reason Rob wins hands down, oh and did I mention all the magazine covers? Until now when was the last time you saw Chace on a magazine cover? Didn't think so!

YOU LOSE CHACE! Who do they poll when they figure this stuff out? What genius figured that out????? Dumbass!

Oh btw: Here is something pretty to look at when you are writing your letters to the editor of People or cancelling your subscription they have obviously lost their minds over there! Chace hotter than Rob how insane. They must be ummm...what's a word...worse than idiots? Oh yeah and no offense meant..they came to school on the SHORT BUS apparently!

MMMMM....ROB!


4 comments:

  1. hi robert i love u ur so cute and hot give me ur number i want to ring u and tell u something email ur number to iloverobertpat81@hotmail.com ok i love u bye

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  2. I find Chace way more hotter!!!! :) cause he actually takes showers unlike robert who lets his hair get so greasy that it lokks wet.

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  3. rob always looks angry and dirty.he looks sexy as a vampire but i would rather a hot human than a white serious looking vampire. Chase is a lil girly but much better and way better than Zac haha

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  4. I dont find chace crawford Particularly sexy, but i feel this is definitely a one sided argument. How many actors/actresses do you know that do their own hair for a photo shoot?

    Also, I lost all faith in Robert when the meadow scene of twilight(MY FAVORITE SCENE IN THE BOOK) clearly described Edward as smooth chested. and robert couldn't even muster up the dedication to whack off that scraggly stuff on his chest.

    Plus, if you look at the less professional photos of Rob, he looks like he is strung out, or dying from withdrawal. He lucked into the role of Edward, and the only reason he is making it into other roles and photo-ops is because of the fandom of twilight. A fandom that should be devoted to a more deserving, more dedicated actor in the role of Edward.

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