100th Post, 10 Men, 100 pictures

Ladies, ladies, ladies! Step right up for the hotness to follow. This is our 100th post! These are the top ten men you voted for. We will count down starting with 10 all the way to 1.

Are you ready?

Wait for it!

Go!

#10) Peter Facinelli aka PFach!

Dr. Cullen we love you! Here are your 10 pictures.

Jenny Garth you are so darn lucky!

I hope you know what you have!

OK, Peter Facinelli, you lay back and relax and look at us in that sexy way!

That's not fair to look that hot, it's cheating!

We cannot imagine ourselves on top of you or we will incur the wrath

of Jenny Garth. I saw Beverly Hills 90210, she scares me!

okay, totally unfair, you play dirty Peter!

Wow, nice muscles can I touch them? just for a second?

As soon as you walked through the doors at that hospital, our hearts stopped for a few beats.

btw...love the layered look! Is that to cover up your wal-mart glitter skin?

You look so deep in thought, what are you thinking?

Like wow, my skin is so

pale my hair looks dark!

sunglasses: $300

hot leather jacket: $1000

jeans: $200

the part of Dr. Cullen in Twilight: PRICELESS

OMG! Rob DeFranco ain't got nothing on you here

Nice blingetty bling!

ummm...hi...why is your head bleeding, need a doctor?

Umm...did you and TLau work out together?

I don't think I would be comfortable being your daughter. I would have impure thoughts....er...

Holy Crap! that's a lot of muscleage!

*fist bumps*

Sup, Dr. C?

Is that the Cullen crest on your ring finger?

Cool!

I, Totally Request, you Live!

Hey, what happened to your hair?

You aren't a natural blonde?

What!!!!??????

Well, you look hot with any color hair, just don't dye it

blue or something!

Suit Up! Dr. Cullen...er...Peter, sorry!

You make that suit look hot!

Did Jenny pick it out for you?

Can you tell I'm so jealous of Jenny Garth?

Kthanxbye!

Yeah, I would smile if I were you too.

You have amazingly loyal fans that got you 500,000 followers on Twitter in one week!

Dude! They helped you get your best friend to dance on Hollywood Blvd in a mankini!

I would be smiling too if I were you!

We love you Peter!

#9) James Marsters (Spike)

Holy hotness, James Marsters knows how to keep our blood poundin'.
Spike is my (Kellebelle1981) favorite vampire of all time!

After watching "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and " Angel" obsessively, it's not hard to see why this man is so desirable.

We're not sure if it's the blue eyes, bleached hair, badass persona, or incredibly sexy black duster.

What we do know is that we want you!

Well, I want you to call me!
FYI: We're engaged!
Just thought you'd like to know, James!

If anyone runs the market on lickable abs, it's James Marsters.

Even the writers and producers of "Buffy" and "Angel" knew what fans wanted to see!
And they were right.
We all wanted naked Spike!
With a hot bod like that, it's easy to see why!

If there are normal men this hot out in the world, please point me in their direction.

I've honestly started believing that I will find a Spike clone to marry one day!
With all this man meat out there, we all have some sort of shot.
Right?

Okay, time to cue mental image.
*cuing mental image*
I walk into the house after a hard day of work
And this is the greeting I get.

Okay, I've officially walked into heaven.

Brown hair or bleached...
Consider me yours.
Oh, Spikey, you're so fine,

you're so fine you blow my mind!

Okay, James, are you married?

I mean, cuz if not, I'm totally available!
I'm 28 years old.
And did I mention that I'm available?
And that I think you're hot?!?!

Please wear vests like this more often.

Arm muscles like that are sexy!
Just sayin'...

You can dance with me anytime you want to!

Okay, are we noticing a theme here?
Naked Spike = HOTNESS SUPREME!
No one is complaining yet!
When I make my Wall o' Spike
I'm going to make sure there are lots of shirtless Spike pics.
Nope, I'm not stalkerish at all.

I miss you, Spike!
Why isn't there a Spike TV Show?
I'd so watch it all the time!
You could use British slang words and walk around shirtless the entire episode and my eyes would be glued to that tv screen!

Okay, we all know the truth.
Vampires are HOT.
How do we know this?
They are taking up the majority of this post!

James Marsters, there is a reason you are in the Top Ten!

Me love you long time!
In my opinion, you outshone David Boreanaz on his

own show.
This, of course, brings us to our next piece o' man meat!

#8) David Boreanaz (Angel and Seeley Booth)

@kellebelle1981 thinks that Spike outshone Angel on his own show.

Sorry, my BFF but I'm going to have to disagree!

I plead my case

now!

Oh David, my hot David, only you could make jeans and a T-shirt this hot!

How I long to be the hands in those jean pockets...mmmmmmm

I don't know who's idea it was that you get in a bathtub, but did I mention we all owe them a

world of thanks!

Yeah okay, James Marsters (Spike) is hot, but does he have his own set of Furies who walk around saying...MMMMMMM Spike...I think not! Guess who does?

This insanely hot piece of man meat has his very own Furies and unlike Spike, his very own show!

BTW( whoever decided that you should have a photo shoot in a bathtub, is a freaking GENIUS!)

Holy Crap!

All I have to say is...mMMM

MMMMMMMmmmm Angel

Same Picture different angle...can anyone blame me? Holy crap! What is wrong with Dr. Brennan on Bones...does she not see the hotness in front of her face?

Buffy

saw it!

David, let me give you that one
moment

of pure

happiness!
Cause when

you are Angelus out come the leather pants!

I don't get it. Why do men look so good wet? Is there a reason?

You know what? I don't care. They just look good wet!

Women look horrible when wet, men especially smoking hot men like David look SMOKIN' HOT when wet?

I don't know if this is from Buffy, Angel or Bones, all that matters is THIS IS HOT!

Dude! You should have walked around with no shirt on, not that I don't like the duster, but seriously! HOTNESS!

Ummm...do I really need to explain this picture? I just wish there was no water in that tub?

Your wife is one lucky woman! God, how I wish I were her!

This is Angel showing his humorous side and his vulnerability.

He's always wanting to be in style and do the "new" thing.

Only thing is, he can't sparkle because the most bad ass vampires don't sparkle?

They are creatures

of the night. HOTNESS!

Only guys as hot as you could wear a "wife-beater" and not look like a redneck ready to go to the refrigerator and grab himself a Beer! Thank god you aren't that way, I don't think that would go with the whole brooding vampire thing?

OMG! Please let the towel drop, oh please god please!

David we love you, no matter what show you are on!

I love your character Seeley Booth on Bones and thank god that you are still on TV if you weren't I think I would cry and

my fantasies would

be dramatically

different.

I REST MY CASE!

Okay ladies, 3 down and 7 to

go!

#7) Taylor Lautner (Jacob Black)

So, I hope I don't go to jail (or hell) for my lustful thoughts

over an underage hottie!
Muscles like this should

not be allowed

on anyone under 18. It's unfair to those of us

who are now well over 18.

Example the First.

That pic is bordering on naughty!
You're begging for us over age Twihards to undress you!
Newsflash: You are not 18 yet! This picture?Not good for us...

unless we want to go to jail!!
You are a foul, foul temptress, TLau!!!

Okay, now that's just mean!

Granted, you still don't have those quality Spike abs, but still...
that's just mean!
We don't run into abs like that in our everyday lives!
Please try to be considerate! I'm just sayin'....

Okay, now we're taking a break from underage lustiness.
My 28-year-old hormones can only take so much!
But this picture isn't the reason you were voted #7 in our Man Meat Contest.
Oh no no no...

We all appreciate a nice, buff, man.

Again, you're too young for us to be ogling your man goodies!

Ummm...which part of the movie is this?

I so can't wait to see New Moon!

Wow, underage wallpaper! Hotness!

Taylor, here is a montage to your hotness in all positions (yes, we are going to jail)

Love how he is at the Kid's choice awards..he is a child! He is a child! Maybe if I say it enough I will stop my lusty thoughts

toward this 17 year old boy.

Learning how to SUIT UP! at a very young age. Oh no! Did you talk to Barney Stinson! Stay away from him until you are at least 21!

Okay, I have no idea why you are channeling Neo in the Matrix here or why on Earth you are standing on a ledge thingie! Whatever Black looks good on you! What wouldn't?

TLau!

Take a bow.
Your underagedness made it into the Top Ten!
Please hurry up and turn 18.

It would save the sanity of many women!

Keep bein' hot!! :)

#6) Ryan Reynolds (Van Wilder)

Your extremely high level of hotness has been Hollywood's

best kept secret for a long time.

Now, there are no more secrets. No longer do we have to explain what movies you have done to identify to people who you are. No now your name is synonymous with hotness and all things good-looking.

(see evidence below)

This picture was in Men's Health magazine. I would have to agree he's very umm...HEALTHY!

I count not 6 but 8 ab muscles on that chest....holy

abmuscles Batman!

Ummm...hi...you plus a water hose..this is how my fantasy starts!

Scarlett who? You are too hot to be married. I have one word for you DIVORCE!

I have another word for you NASHVILLE

Come to Nashville, you will be treated with our finest "southern hospitality" TRUST!

Ummm....holy crap! *drools* That's all.

Okay, only a specimen of TRUE HOTNESS! Could stand next to Hugh Jackman and Taylor Kitsch and still have us saying...damn the man is hot!

I don't know what your character's name was.

..didn't care, just drooled and gaped!

Umm..hi..why are you wearing a kinda toga thingie?

Are you shooting a remake of Animal House, but this time with hot men?

I would so go see that over and over again!

But srsly, let's discuss the Toga!

NOT a good wardrobe choice!

Ryan, ironically you used to be a vampire for like 5 minutes and then you got "cured."

Don't get that at all, but you were so freakin hot, rescuing, Blade from the mean people.

And you did it all with a joke or 10 and we loved you so much for it too!

It's not even human to be this cut!

I'm not complaining by any means, but why are you walking through a field with no shirt on?

You know what now that I asked, I realized I don't really care! Hotness!

Oh Ryan! Let me tie you up, please! I would totally love it! Please! For me!

Here you are in your big break in the states in Van Wilder

Lay back relax and let us ogle you!

Okay, Xtreme, Close-up Hotness...check out them guns!



#5) Taylor Kitsch (Gambit)
You first made me drool in the movie

The Covenant.

Then you made my heart go pitter patter in
X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

Ummm...yeah this is insane hotness!

seriously how much do you work out Taylor!

All we know is we likey!!! Yum!

Oh, Taylor, you played a small town boy in Friday Night Lights and you know what if small towns had guys that look like you sign me up to live in whatever small town Texas it is!

Steven Strait is hot in the Covenant no doubt, but in those few minutes you walked around the pool in your speedo with the rest of the boys, we noticed who had the best set of ab muscles and that is saying a lot that movie was packed with ab muscles!

To tell you the truth Taylor, I could not figure out what the hell your power was? You made cards fly across the room and stuff and seemed to be pretty powerful? Was your power hotness? If so it's a strong power. That was a hot movie because of Hugh, Ryan and especially, YOU!

Umm..okay I don't watch Friday Night Lights although they say it's good. All I know is that you probably aren't on the show anymore, so not gonna watch it. Now that you have your Friday nights free, I'm free most Friday nights...uhh..wait, no I'm not, umm..yeah call me way ahead of time. Right! Anyhoo...hotness!

What do I have to do to get on the beach on top, um...with you? Need some sunscreen on your back? I would be obliged to help, you know for...reasons

Why do guys look so hot in black and white? I'm sure it must be flattering on women too, but this is celebMANmeat...and you are one yummy morsel!

All I have to say is.....HOLY CRAP! look at those abs, is there a better word than washboard?

WOW! *drools*

ALL CELEB MAN MEAT MEMBERS SHALL ADHERE AND/OR FOLLOW THE SUIT UP RULE! Suit up! Taylor....ooooohhhh yeah...now take it off!

Don't stare at me that way! You are torturing me! Okay I have to go now and watch my Covenant DVD about 50 times! Pogue, Gambit, Taylor whatever you name is, you are hotness!

#4) Gerard Butler (Star of 300 and P.S. I Love YOU)

We do love you! Whether we are married to you or you are defending our honor with 299 other Spartan warriors! Hotness!

Hey Gerry did anyone ever tell you, you look good all dressed up? Love the suit

Now what is the fastest way to get you out of it?

A man in black never looked better. Gerard Butler you are so hot, flames, look like ice compared to you! You should have been in P.S. I love You more. If I go to England or Ireland will you be there?

Okay, ummm...nice..when can we go out on the lake together? I can't wait to see you ascending that ladder with your hot abs and those muscular thighs. I have one thing to say holy crap you are hotness!

Here you are clean shaven and younger than now, but you are like a fine wine, you get better with age.

Okay, whoever made this wallpaper is my new god!!!! I love this! Are those Ray Bans? I know another guy who wears Ray bans that is hot too!

There seem to be a lot of pictures of you in leather and me, not complaining, in fact it makes me thank God for making cows that's pelts look so good on you.

Okay, you can have anything you want! ANYTHING! If you will smile at me like that I will do anything for you *melts*

Holy crap! Look at you all tied up! Dude! Hotness supremeness...oh my god there are no words for how hot this picture is..I wish I could have you as my sex slave....pretty please?

Are you sure there are only 6 ab muscles? I think you have like I dunno! 300 or something!

Hey Gerard, if you just got out of the shower, why are you not wet? Men + water= extreme hotness! If you are just getting in the shower, then can I join you? I swear I will make sure you are very very clean!

#3) Kellan Lutz (Emmett Cullen)
Seriously, Edward Cullen is NOT the only Cullen that has us going wild.
Don't think we don't notice those huge muscles you got goin' on.
Or that sexy smile.
Or those huge muscles...
*ahem*

Kellan, what are you trying to do to us?!?
I'd have stopped and talked to you just because your dog is so cute!
Adding the muscle-y, shirtless factor would have killed me.
Hotness overload!!!

As usual, black and white makes one look even hotter.
Umm, hi, my name is Kelley!
Call me!

Silly outfit aside *looking at hat thingie*...
umm...where were we again??

Ummm...
I'll play against you in a game of Beer Pong any day!
I'd probably lose...
not that I'm seeing a problem here.
Stop distracting me with your beautiful chest and abs!

I really have no words.
Just drool.
And lots of it...
*ahem*

Awww, you're so sweet to all animals!
I can be an animal sometimes.
Will you kiss me?

Please stop teasing us with this whole
"Am I gonna take my pants off or not?"
A girl can only take so much, Kellan!!

Okay, what did I just say?
You're killing me here!
Why won't you be my boyfriend?

Holy hotness.
Marry me!
NOW!

Hey, if you need help with those pants, I'm your girl!
We'll save that thought for the Gutter Gals!

Kellan, if you ever start feeling like RPattz is getting all the love, well...
I don't mind sharing the love with you too!
Keep that in mind.
And I'm ready to share my phone number with you!
All you have to to is ask!
Love, Kellebelle1981 ;)

#2 Johnny Depp (um..everyone)

Johnny oh, my sweet hot Johnny, you are #2 on this blog but not in our hearts.

I only have more pictures of 1 other man on my computer other than you. That would be our #1 piece o' man meat, but that is for Kelley to reveal....anyhoo

I couldn't put a character in the parentheses because you have played like everyone.

To use a "kelleyism" Example the first:

What is better than a hot man who's a little bit dangerous? Umm..nothing!

John Dillinger wasn't as hot as you but he was definitely a bad boy and man so are you...

Nothing is better than a man who knows how to dress and carries a big gun!

Hot clothes: check

Big gun: check

Little bit dangerous: check

Supreme Hotness: and CHECK!

Here are two of my favorite things combined, hot man, and movies...dude it's killing me!

Can we go off and live on that island you own with you?

There is nothing better than a man who can dress....hotness

Dump that Vanessa chick and come live with me. Call me.

Please?

Umm...usually I would be grossed out that you are a smoker, but you know what, you are so hot I don't care. Are you kneeling down to propose to me....the answer is yes absolutely yes!!!

oh wait...just came back to reality, but umm..you're still hotness supremeness

and like a fine wine you get better with age...umm..one thing..no scary costumes...see, soon to be Alice in Wonderland...yikes

Hot hat: $200

Designer coat: $500

Designer shirt and tie: $300

Big ass gun: Free (stolen)

Being a rockstar hot public enemy #1: PRICELESS!

Johnny, I have one observation to make. You have a gorgeous face! Duh! Why do you always hide it behind that hair? This buzz cut looks so good on you! I say keep it that way! HOTNESS!

If only, that were me you were smiling at! Damn some girls (Vanessa Paradis) have all the luck!

Wino forever srsly! I have to drink because I am in despair that you aren't mine!

Your love is better than Chocolat! Damn right! I think I could give up Chocolate forever if I had you! Trust me that is saying a lot! Cause I love me some chocolate!

Ummm..you on a bed, with no shirt on, did I die and go to heaven? Oh no wait this is the real world and I'm single and you're ummm...married?...and have kids NOT WITH ME!

Damn! I hate when that happens!

Oh how I wish I was that suit, I won't continue to stalk admire you from too close because umm..you have a gun! Although, guys with gun holsters=hot!

You are stepping ever so rockstarishly out of the car of hotness!

You are a big fan of the colored sunglasses. That is such a wise choice with a black tie and white tux... You are srsly the only guy who can have facial hair and make me want to jump on top of you and ravish you! By the way, my favorite color is purple! Are those Ray Bans? Just sayin'

Here you are channeling another JD, James Dean, hotness+coolness=Hotspice!

Every hot guy looks good in black and white and baby you couldn't look any better! Damn you are one hot man...and except for one other man in this world...you are the hottest man on the planet....True Story!

The only other man hotter than you is:

our number one hottest man meat morsel!

Can you guess who it is?

I mean really...

DUH!

For the moment you've all been waiting for!

The

#1

Man

Meat

Guy

.....

#1) Robert Pattinson (aka RPATTZ, Edward Cullen and Cedric Diggory)
Was there really any doubt as to who our #1 hottie would be?
RPattz mania is everywhere!
And I'm joining in on the fun!

Rob, it doesn't matter what you wear!
You are HOT HOT HOT!
That suit is way sexy...
and I wouldn't mind helping you take that off later.
Oh wait, leave that for the Gutter Gals.
*ahem*

There is no going wrong with Wet Rob.
It pays to be extremely photogenic.
Would you like me to play in the water with you?

My imagination is going wild...
and you just have your hand in your pocket.
Those skinny jeans never looked so delectable on a guy before!

Okay, I have no words!
Zexy seems to cover it!
Would you please sing to me?
I might melt into a giant Kelley puddle.
But wow...
it'd be so worth it!

Oh to be that cigarette!
Okay, I'm one of those girls who thinks that smoking is completely disgusting.
However, for you I would make an exception.
The way you work that cigarette...
and now my mind is completely in the gutter.
You make smoking look sooooooo HOT!

Every girl wants you.
Every guy (whether they admit it or not) wants to be you.

FYI:
You can bite me anytime!
Seriously!
My neck is waiting!

Lemme just say...
the bed head look works for you!!
Those dreamy eyes...
and look at that jaw porn!

Many, many tiny pictures of RPattz.
If this was wall-size,
I'd be drooling all over the floor.

Robert Pattinson, you have captured the hearts and attention of many females.
You are HOT!
Live with it!
I continue to search for my own Edward Cullen.
I expect all guys to measure up to your level of hotness.
You've set the bar high!

Okay ladies, that is our list! Agree, disagree? Don't care! We went off your votes on Twitter! 

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