Ten Hot Vampires. One of them should bite me!

The Celeb Man Meat world may never be the same.

We have been tainted by hot vampire men, and we are surrounded.

Our best bet is to give ourselves over to the hotness.

We are all in love with at least one vampire, there is no denying it.

If you're telling yourself you don't buy into that crap, quit it.

There is at least one vampire for all you gals out there!

Vampire 1:

This is James of Twilight fame.

James died in the first movie.

However, he is still one hot piece o' meat.

Check out those abs.

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Vampire 2:

Jasper Hale.

Civil War Soldier.

Eyes to die for...and I probably would.

Vampire 3:

Carlisle Cullen.

Oldest of the Cullen vampires.

He's a doctor.

Have I mentioned that I have always wanted to marry a doctor?

Especially one as eternally hot as Carlisle.

Smart guys are sexy.

Vampire 4:

Damon Salvatore of Vampire Diaries fame.

One creeptastic chunk of hotness.

Just don't do your scary as shit vampire face and you can remain on my list of vampires who are allowed to bite me and bring into their world of darkness.

Vampire 5:

Angel.

Angelus.

Good, Bad, Broody...

Who wouldn't want to spend an eternity with that?

I'm just sayin'...

Vampire 6:

Emmett Cullen.

Holy hotness, where is my battery operated fan?!?!

Forget Rosalie!

I'm here for ya, babe!

Vampire 7:

 

Eric Northman of True Blood fame.

Over a thousand years old.

Former Viking.

'Nuff said.

Vampire 8:

Stefan Salvatore.

Have I mentioned that sometimes I forget how to breathe?

Don't bother me while I'm basking in the hotness of Stefan or I will send creepy faced Damon after you!

Or I'll just send Bill Compton to annoy the hell out of you!

Either way, don't hinder my Stefan viewing experience or you'll be sorry!

Vampire 9:

Edward Cullen.

I still have no words.

All those Cullen boys are F-I-N-E, and I don't care which one of them bites me!

Have we all seen what I'm talking about yet?

If not....

Vampire 10:

Spike of Buffy fame.

Sex on a Stick personified.

I don't care that his accent is fake.

I don't care that he has a bad smoking habit.

I don't care that he's an alcoholic vampire.

I don't care that he plays Kitten Poker.

The bottom line...

I LOVE SPIKE!

I have given you ten perfectly hot vampire specimens!

What is not to love?

It's a "Vampires are Hot" world we currently live in.

Bring on the Eternal Darkness!

I already avoid sunlight as much as possible anyway!

If you agree with me, please give me a "yay" shout out!

And while you're at it, name your preference!

We all like a little monster in our fictional man!

Kellebelle1981 :)