Monday, July 12, 2010

EDWARD WHO? THERE WAS ANOTHER HOT STAR OF ECLIPSE! NO NOT TAY EITHER

JUST IN CASE YOU ARE BLIND OR LIVING UNDER A ROCK AND DIDN'T NOTICE THE POWER THAT JASPER HALE EXUDED IN ECLIPSE TO EVEN HIS WEREWOLF ENEMIES LET'S DISCUSS SHALL WE?

EVERYONE KEEPS ASKING: TEAM EDWARD OR TEAM JACOB, well to quote Bella on that one "I'm Switzerland"

I mean all men in movies (for the most part there are a few exceptions) are attractive, I mean hello have you ever seen anyone as good looking as Robert Pattinson in person or Taylor Lautner just walking down the hall of your local high school. If so, then damn! But I bet it's rare!


So anyway, back to our boy

See the thing is there are two things that make a man super hot besides good looks, money and power, ask the supermodel wife of Donald Trump *shivers*

Well in the Twilight Saga, the Cullen men have both of those things but in Eclipse we find that our dear Jasper has not only the ability to give you and orgasm just by looking at you but also he's a damn good general of the Cullen vampire army!

Although I have to say his various wigs over the course of the movies have been questionable his hotness has never really waned.
First we all died when he picked up the baseball bat to beat his other family in that thunderous game of baseball how can anyone forget that? Oh yeah...faint...duh!



I FOUND THE PERFECT VIDEO AS A DEMONSTRATION OF WHAT MADE US ALL FALL IN LOVE WITH JASPER IN THE FIRST PLACE!

CAUTION: MAY CAUSE INJURY DUE TO FAINTING FROM EXTREME LUST AND HOTNESS!

Then came New Moon, and we saw Jasper and the horrible wig they picked for about 10 minutes the whole movie, that was Taylor's movie we all know that!

Then the third and by far best installment yet came out and Jasper really got to shine!

This isn't in the movie this is just cause it's hot!

I do have to say though, with all the money that David Slade and Summit was putting into this 3rd installment you would think they could have afforded better wigs for everyone. Oh well, Jasper Whitlock had us from Howdy, Ma'am!

Did I mention I love this picture? My blog my decision

This is Jackson Rathbone with a little girl signing an autograph in front of his new movie The Last Airbender where he is also bad ass! This again has nothing to do with Eclipse it's just precious!

So let's list some things that make not only Jasper hot but Jackson as well!

Have you heard 100 monkeys? 'nough said!

Move over Rpattz there is a new musician in town and he is sooo talented, not that you aren't but you know....he has like a band and record deal....do you? Just sayin'

There have never been any salary disputes with Jackson, he's not greedy, he's not even wanting to be a heartthrob, well um...too frickin late!


Rpattz isn't the only one with "sex hair" hubba hubba
*died*

Well I didn't show all of his hotness in this post but it's getting long and I'm starting to drool on my keyboard, so to sum-up, Jackson is hot, Jasper is hot and they are both bad-asses...if you disagree well that's why I live in the land of free speech!

My blog! My decision!

He's hot! PERIOD!

3 comments:

  1. HE is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo HWAT!!!!!!

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  2. hmm.. i don't think he is that hot, except for the baseball-fainted thing :D, and the pic where he smiles at a little girl is just creepy xD

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  3. Fucking HOT!!!!!!!! i fainted then i woke up and my keyboard was drooled all over... !!! then i looked at the screen again and fainted like about 3 more times :)

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