Saturday, December 7, 2013

In Memory of Paul Walker

We, your Celebrity Man Meat bloggers, are dedicating this post to the memory of Paul Walker.
This is not because we had him listed in our Man Meat ranks, not that he didn't completely deserve our top honors, he was beautiful, but simply because he was young and talented and taken from us at such a young age.


Paul Walker, most well-known for his role in the Fast and Furious movie franchise, was not only an amazing actor but a charitable philanthropist as well. He aided disaster victims in other countries and spearheaded events to help raise money for the cause. A cause he supported up till the very end. He was driving from an event when the tragic accident occurred. 


Along with Paul Walker, driver and friend Roger Rodas was killed in the horrific accident as well. They did what they loved together. 

Due to the enjoyment he felt and his love affair with the 10 second car. He even asked for part of his payment from one of the Fast and Furious movies to be the car  in the picture above. 

His friend and costar and all around tough-guy Tyrese was broken down in sobs that showed how much he's going to miss his friend. Seems their deep friendship in the movies wasn't an act at all. 
Vin Diesel his costar in the franchise, posted this tribute to Paul on his official Instagram. Calling Paul not his friend but his brother and saying all he could at this horrible time. He will miss Paul terribly.

There are no words that can sum up the amount of sadness from fans and friends alike. Fans on twitter have simply put up photos of the crash due to a loss for what to say. 


More than anything, we wish to offer our condolences to those who were directly affected by the passing of both men.

It's like he knew. It gives me goosebumps. I hope his quote was true. He went out living fast and truly living. Doing something he loved.

Paul has a daughter that will miss him the most. Meadow Walker, in the grief of her loss she posted this below on her twitter. 
                                          
She is 15 now and a very sad daughter to a very loving and attentive Father. 

Vin said the only thing we can think of and that's you will be sorely missed. 

He did exactly that. Lived fast, and died way too young. 
Kindest regards to everyone, and condolences.

Your Man Meat Bloggers (Julie and Kelley)







Thursday, November 21, 2013

CRIME AGAINST EYE CANDY AND SEXY LIVING MEN! REPORT! BREAKING NEWS!


                          Hold on everyone!!
 STOP THE FREAKING PRESSES LITERALLY!


A terrible UNBELIEVABLE injustice has been committed.  Well....I think. I won't know for sure for a couple weeks.  

See kiddos, year after year for nine long years there has been a monstrosity of omission committed in popular media all over the world.  


No offense to the great scions of People magazine, but you guys need to leave the peacock of NBC, the all seeing eye of CBS, and the whatever of FOX and ABC and look over the beauty and wonder of another channel, that, yes, has changed names over the years but for the past few has been called the CW.

There is a list that many people rely and believe in as gospel on SEXY called the People Sexiest Man Alive.  Once Again this year a man who is very very sexy graces the cover. A man who I might add is on a show on NBC! (I smell a conspiracy) This man has won 2013 Sexiest Man Alive: Droolspice! Sexysauce!



Congrats Adam! We turn our sexy red chair for you, but there is another man who I think has been sorely overlooked for over NINE LONG YEARS! A man who is equally as sexy as Mr. Levine and, no offense to Adam, has been on TV a lot longer! 

THIS MAN DESERVES HIS YEAR! 

CELEBMANMEAT SEXIEST MAN ALIVE FOR 2013 ACCORDING TO ME (and my opinion is what matters since it is after all MY blog,  well mine and Kelley's, but anyway)

IS.....WAIT FOR IT!!!!







JENSEN....IF LOOKS COULD KILL YOU'D HAVE BEEN DEAD.....ACKLES! 

     He's roughly the same age as Mr. Levine, and he's one hell of an actor, husband, father, and surprisingly humble TV series star.  For nine seasons he's graced our screen, making fun of himself and his image as sexy and his best friend and co-star Jared Padalecki week after glorious, entertaining, week on Supernatural.  

I haven't read this years issue of the Sexiest Men living but I offer the following facts.
1.) Jensen is living.
2.) Anyone will agree that he is sexy.
3.) He's freaking damn sexy.

That's all the reasons I need.  So I say, nay, PLEAD for the gods of all things sexy to turn the channels away from the usual networks and REALIZE! and more than anything SEE!!! 


            Sexy lives, and his name is Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles)....figure it out already SONOFABITCH! 
As Dean would say as he drove away in his bitchin cool car!



Allow me to educate you my wayward man meat droolers! JENSEN IS WHERE IT'S AT....

LET'S CORRECT THIS GRAVE INJUSTICE! I IMPLORE YOU TO SUPPORT MY CAMPAIGN WITH YOUR COMMENTS! 

Love,
Julie your co-celebmanmeat expert!


Friday, November 15, 2013

We Have Returned!

And with us we have brought along a new slew of man meat for you to devour.

We apologize for the two year delay. We were suffering from a Man Meat coma, which will happen when you stare at such perfection for so long.

In order to make it up to you, we are providing you with a glimpse at some delicious images of the guys we love to drool over.










You're welcome!

There will be plenty more of this coming up soon so be on the lookout!

Your Man Meat Mods,

Kelley and Julie!

Friday, June 17, 2011

DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU CAME FROM BUT HELLO GORGEOUS GARRETT

TRON: LEGACY
COUNTRY STRONG
FOUR BROTHERS
UM.......TO BE CONTINUED
GARRETT HEDLUND: FUTURE SUPERSTAR HOTTIE 2.0
Above is a list of recent movies that the following brand new not over-exposed hottie has starred in and shown some good abs and acting chops to go with it!


OH GARRETT! I had never heard of you until you started glowing in Tron, but you know what I know who you are now! I won't forget you either and you will no longer be the "other guy" in movies you will be that "hot guy from Tron"

This was your dark hair after you were in Troy with so many hot men that we couldn't keep count and we almost...I repeat....almost forgot....but with one picture our memory is refreshed!!! Hello gorgeous!

Everyone knows that celebmanmeat loves them some men in suits! Suit Up Garrett and damn man you do it very very well....mmmmmm

If only we could be the drink that you are sipping on or the finger you have to your mouth we wouldn't mind those lips on us at all....

In Four Brothers you were PISSED OFF and damn did it look hot on you! You are the next big thing and if I ever watch that movie again Mark Wahlberg will NOT be who I am staring at!

This is your standard pic I've seen it everywhere but I love it so yeah!
You played a cowboy really well in Country Strong and cowboy or California we love you just the same!

Who knew Sam Flynn would grow up to look like this! DAYUM!!!! Good genes in that family yum yum!

On the Ellen show Ellen asked you where you came from and you said "a planet called Michigan" well damn that planet has some good men....you've always been around but NOW WE WILL FRICKIN NOTICE!!!

There will be no more hiding for you hottie! The word is out you have made it! Prepare for fangirls!

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

EMERGENCY HOTNESS POST!!



So I was at the gym, learning tricks about sex and stuff from Cosmo and I turn the page and I find this:

THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A WARNING LABEL I ALMOST FELL OFF THE ELLIPTICAL MACHINE! HOLY SHIT!

*DEAD*

THAT'S ALL!

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Alex O'Loughlin is about to BLOW UP! HE'S THAT HOT!

So, once upon a time there was this guy who played a vampire in this show called
MOONLIGHT

Yeah, so as much as that show was friggin awesome not enough people watched and so it went kablooey despite a HUGE fan campaign to keep the show...where was twitter then? I wonder had we had twitter if Moonlight might have lived to see another sunrise?


I watched and this above was one of the reasons why! Can you say hotspice!
I can!
HOTSPICE

Every man in the man meat blog has to have one "suit up" picture! Nice!

Hello there yuppie hotness! He's 32 ladies yeah it's old compared to Rpattz or TLau but hey just like wine men get better with age

Have to say, I'm glad you came out of the Moonlight and into the sunlight....droolspice!

Leather jacket + hot man = Me dead *thud*

HOLY.....I HAVE NO WORDS......

Fist pumps! When you decided to take a co-starring role next to J. Lo instead of staying on Three Rivers good going dude!
Yeah this picture speaks for itself, so he's been a vampire=hot, a doctor=hot, and a guy who falls in love with a pregnant woman=AWESOME!
FORMULA FOR GREATNESS IF YOU ASK ME

YEAH YOU ARE HOT TOO! We'll be seeing you soon when you move from unknown to famous as hell! Hope you are ready! You are about to blow up!
ENTER J. LO.

Now he's about to blow up and I wanted to let everyone know I noticed this hotness before THE BACK UP PLAN blows up his career!
HOTNESS COMING TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU SOON!

LOVE YA! PROMISE TO TRY TO UPDATE MORE UNTIL THEN ENJOY PAST POSTS THESE MEN DON'T GET LESS HOT WITH TIME! OUR ARCHIVES CONTAIN PURE GOLD! CHECK THEM OUT



Friday, November 27, 2009

YOU DON'T HAVE TO HUNT CHARLIE!! I'M RIGHT HERE!

The Kellebelle and I have been busy little bees lately and have sadly neglected the man meat blog. We will have FatherRobward give us our penance later

This little movie came out that 100 million people have been dying to see
NEW MOON, Yes I think that is the name.

Well of course there was Edward--->hawtness

The scene where he is walking to Bella from his car. I just about died!

Then there is Jacob with his body full of muscles. Some I didn't even knew existed. Damn Tay-tay....you go!

But there was one guy who caught my eye both at the premiere and in the movie. He wasn't in it for very long unfortunately

That would be the man who plays Demetri. Also known in real life as

CHARLIE BEWLEY!

Hello, what I wouldn't give to have you look at me like this, or AT ALL!!

I mean is there a Team Demetri?? If not there should be!

Drool! Obviously photoshopped but not him....just goes to show can't correct perfection!


For some reason I feel like I need a kiss from a hot man....oh wait there you are Charlie! How convenient. Muah! IF ONLY!

Umm...holy hawtness!

Um...how long are you legs?? Can I measure really really closely?

*drools*

Unbutton more buttons please..now all of them that's it.

He was not on the screen very much. But I melted with every word he said.

Charlie we will see you in Eclipse...our love for you will never end..

Shut up Death Cab for Cutie...not everything ends...the celebmanmeat post doesn't end it just takes breaks now and then!

We love you Charlie....Call me!

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Touched By An Angel (An Angel of HOTNESS)



For any of you who watch Supernatural, you know the hotness that is
Misha Collins.
And believe me when I say he can grip me tight whenever and wherever he wants!





I thought Angels were supposed to look...angelic.
Not ruggedly handsome.
Or incredibly hotspice.







If I had an angel of the Lord following me around lookin' like this burnin' burnin' hunk o' hotness, I'd be doomed to Hell for the nonstop lusty thoughts and pervy innuendos aimed in his general direction.
I'm just sayin'...
 



And when you get double the dose of delectable hotness at once, a girl can't help but imagine the possibilities.
Being in the middle of a Dean/Castiel sandwich...well let's just say that I'm not cringing at the thought.




Where can I find one of these and why don't they live in Nashville?
Misha Collins (not to be confused with skanktastic Misha Barton from the OC) is not only insanely hot but also isanely hilarious.




See?
Hot and funny!
A guy with a great sense of humor is sexy with a capital SEXY!




Mmmmm....


 



Wait!
There is a Castiel Club?!?!?
Where can I sign up?
Do we get to share our lusty thoughts?




So, not only is Misha Collins insanely hot and hilarious, this guy has some serious acting chops that would make many newcomers quiver beneath their make-up and false eyelashes.
I love a guy who can switch from one personality to another without batting an eyelash (of course, this is only in the acting sense because if I had a real guy who could do that I'd probably be a little freaked).
If you don't know what I'm talking about, check out Supernatural and prepare to be impressed.




Try not to faint, loyal followers.
We're not finished yet.

 

Everyone knows I love a guy in a suit or uniform!
'Nuff said!




Guys who look hot in jeans and black shoes...
(you know I'm talking about Jensen Ackles too)




Umm...am I the only one who thinks this is totally hot?
*drooling*
That guy apparently has some sort of...chivalry (that's what we'll call it) to bow like that.
Hello HOTNESS, thy name is Castiel...I mean, Misha Collins!




Hahahaha!!!
Okay, but I really wanna be that mic right now.





Hold the phones!
Where can I get a Castiel Teddy Bear?!?!
Seriously!
I want one!!
And I want Misha Collins to come with it!
Hubba Hubba!!





As julieperk said earlier, "What a great view...and I'm not talking about the scenery!"
Or something like that.




Yes please!
Don't make me beg!

Don't doubt the hotness of Misha Collins!
He's an Angel of the Lord!
You don't wanna be smited, do ya?
Do ya?!?!

Misha, call me!
I heart you!

Kellebelle1981 :)