Did I mention he kills that skank Sienna Miller or at least hurts her I guess...hopefully.
I hate that girl!
Anyhoo...on with the hotness!
Okay childrens lemme tell you a lil story:
Once Upon A Time in a time called "The 80s" little boys all over the world played with pocket army men called GI Joe's: Here is what they looked like:

Then they started making movies out of all the favorite 80s toys:
Example the first:
TRANSFORMERS
Example the second:
GI JOE
Example the third:
CONNECT FOUR! hahah just kidding making sure you are paying attention
Fastforwardage:
2009
The movie of Transformers made money and spawned a successful sequel and later that year:
comes this more updated version:

let's dissect Joe just a little for a minute or rather..let's undress him!

Still know hotness when I see it!


Jenna I will do whatever it takes to make him mine..be ready for battle
GO JULIE!

There were entirely too many clothes on him in Step Up with his now


other things!


Now!
Take it off mister!
That is an order soldier!


*thud*
Help help! I've fainted and I can't get up!
Oh crap! saw it again
Me=died!
K here's a pic from She's the Man for one of our loyal followers..you better comment for this extra effort! Oh and spread the word...take a button you know whatever you Have to do!
YES!!!!!!! *DROOLALICIOUS* Im officially wiping the drool from my keyboard!!! He is effin guttertastic!! I shall now call myself G.I.Jane!! WOOT!!
ReplyDeletelove the series of pics and the comments!!
ReplyDeleteomg!! i love these pics. i'm freaking having a heart attack from all these pictures
ReplyDeletegod he's so hot' it shouldn't be legal
ReplyDeleteI'm coming.
ReplyDeleteholly shit soooo want him ;) n now more than ever since i seeing magic mike OMG
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