Hold on everyone!!
STOP THE FREAKING PRESSES LITERALLY!
A terrible UNBELIEVABLE injustice has been committed. Well....I think. I won't know for sure for a couple weeks.
See kiddos, year after year for nine long years there has been a monstrosity of omission committed in popular media all over the world.
No offense to the great scions of People magazine, but you guys need to leave the peacock of NBC, the all seeing eye of CBS, and the whatever of FOX and ABC and look over the beauty and wonder of another channel, that, yes, has changed names over the years but for the past few has been called the CW.
There is a list that many people rely and believe in as gospel on SEXY called the People Sexiest Man Alive. Once Again this year a man who is very very sexy graces the cover. A man who I might add is on a show on NBC! (I smell a conspiracy) This man has won 2013 Sexiest Man Alive: Droolspice! Sexysauce!
Congrats Adam! We turn our sexy red chair for you, but there is another man who I think has been sorely overlooked for over NINE LONG YEARS! A man who is equally as sexy as Mr. Levine and, no offense to Adam, has been on TV a lot longer!
THIS MAN DESERVES HIS YEAR!
CELEBMANMEAT SEXIEST MAN ALIVE FOR 2013 ACCORDING TO ME (and my opinion is what matters since it is after all MY blog, well mine and Kelley's, but anyway)
IS.....WAIT FOR IT!!!!
JENSEN....IF LOOKS COULD KILL YOU'D HAVE BEEN DEAD.....ACKLES!
He's roughly the same age as Mr. Levine, and he's one hell of an actor, husband, father, and surprisingly humble TV series star. For nine seasons he's graced our screen, making fun of himself and his image as sexy and his best friend and co-star Jared Padalecki week after glorious, entertaining, week on Supernatural.
I haven't read this years issue of the Sexiest Men living but I offer the following facts.
1.) Jensen is living.
2.) Anyone will agree that he is sexy.
3.) He's freaking damn sexy.
That's all the reasons I need. So I say, nay, PLEAD for the gods of all things sexy to turn the channels away from the usual networks and REALIZE! and more than anything SEE!!!
Sexy lives, and his name is Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles)....figure it out already SONOFABITCH!
As Dean would say as he drove away in his bitchin cool car!
Allow me to educate you my wayward man meat droolers! JENSEN IS WHERE IT'S AT....
LET'S CORRECT THIS GRAVE INJUSTICE! I IMPLORE YOU TO SUPPORT MY CAMPAIGN WITH YOUR COMMENTS!
Julie your co-celebmanmeat expert!