Sunday, June 21, 2009

Who doesn't need a little bit o' Cillian Murphy??

Dear Cillian Murphy,

You...are...HOT!
I just don't know what else to say really!
The first time I really noticed you was in "28 Days Later" which I at first thought would be a sequel to Sandra Bullock's "28 Days."
Okay, so I was wrong.
"28 Days Later" scared the ever-loving crap out of me!
Zombies that run that fast give me nightmares!
Seriously!
I still have zombie nightmares!
Thanks for saving us from the crazy zombies and the sex-freak soldiers!
Please don't ever poke out someone's eyes like that again.
Kinda gross.
Ya know what I'm sayin'?

I love how well you can play the bad guy!
You were pretty freaky in "Red Eye" with Rachel McAdams!
Mostly I was just staring at you and forgetting that you were evil!

Hey, what are you doing aside from making me drool right here?
No wonder my keyboard is so messed up!
Thanks for being yet another tasty bit o' man meat that is NOT from the USA.

Look.
I'm drooling again.
Why must you make me drool?!?
Stop looking at me with those oh-so-hunky eyes!
Stop it now!
I'm not sure if I can compose myself!

Okay.
What I think needs to happen now...
you need to CALL ME! ASAP!


See? Even as that freaky Scarecrow guy I was still thinking "ummm...that evil doctor guy is totally hot!" Guys in suits. Yum! Guys who can look good in glasses? Yum!


Cillian Murphy.
Call me.
NOW!
Umm...PLEASE?
If you're not, then please stop being so hot.
I can't take it anymore.
You're one of my favorite actors!

Your devoted stalker fan,

Kellebelle1918 :)

1 comment:

  1. Rofl totally knowing what you mean there. why are you so hot D:

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