CRIME AGAINST EYE CANDY AND SEXY LIVING MEN! REPORT! BREAKING NEWS!

                          Hold on everyone!!

 STOP THE FREAKING PRESSES LITERALLY!

A terrible UNBELIEVABLE injustice has been committed.  Well....I think. I won't know for sure for a couple weeks.  

See kiddos, year after year for nine long years there has been a monstrosity of omission committed in popular media all over the world.  

No offense to the great scions of People magazine, but you guys need to leave the peacock of NBC, the all seeing eye of CBS, and the whatever of FOX and ABC and look over the beauty and wonder of another channel, that, yes, has changed names over the years but for the past few has been called the CW.

There is a list that many people rely and believe in as gospel on SEXY called the People Sexiest Man Alive.  Once Again this year a man who is very very sexy graces the cover. A man who I might add is on a show on NBC! (I smell a conspiracy) This man has won 2013 Sexiest Man Alive: Droolspice! Sexysauce!

Congrats Adam! We turn our sexy red chair for you, but there is another man who I think has been sorely overlooked for over NINE LONG YEARS! A man who is equally as sexy as Mr. Levine and, no offense to Adam, has been on TV a lot longer! 

THIS MAN DESERVES HIS YEAR! 

CELEBMANMEAT SEXIEST MAN ALIVE FOR 2013 ACCORDING TO ME (and my opinion is what matters since it is after all MY blog,  well mine and Kelley's, but anyway)

IS.....WAIT FOR IT!!!!

JENSEN....IF LOOKS COULD KILL YOU'D HAVE BEEN DEAD.....ACKLES! 

     He's roughly the same age as Mr. Levine, and he's one hell of an actor, husband, father, and surprisingly humble TV series star.  For nine seasons he's graced our screen, making fun of himself and his image as sexy and his best friend and co-star Jared Padalecki week after glorious, entertaining, week on Supernatural.  

I haven't read this years issue of the Sexiest Men living but I offer the following facts.
1.) Jensen is living.
2.) Anyone will agree that he is sexy.
3.) He's freaking damn sexy.

That's all the reasons I need.  So I say, nay, PLEAD for the gods of all things sexy to turn the channels away from the usual networks and REALIZE! and more than anything SEE!!! 

            Sexy lives, and his name is Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles)....figure it out already SONOFABITCH! 

As Dean would say as he drove away in his bitchin cool car!

Allow me to educate you my wayward man meat droolers! JENSEN IS WHERE IT'S AT....

LET'S CORRECT THIS GRAVE INJUSTICE! I IMPLORE YOU TO SUPPORT MY CAMPAIGN WITH YOUR COMMENTS! 

Love,

Julie your co-celebmanmeat expert!

We Have Returned!

And with us we have brought along a new slew of man meat for you to devour.

We apologize for the two year delay. We were suffering from a Man Meat coma, which will happen when you stare at such perfection for so long.

In order to make it up to you, we are providing you with a glimpse at some delicious images of the guys we love to drool over.

You're welcome!

There will be plenty more of this coming up soon so be on the lookout!

Your Man Meat Mods,

Kelley and Julie!

DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU CAME FROM BUT HELLO GORGEOUS GARRETT

TRON: LEGACY

COUNTRY STRONG

FOUR BROTHERS

UM.......TO BE CONTINUED

GARRETT HEDLUND: FUTURE SUPERSTAR HOTTIE 2.0

Above is a list of recent movies that the following brand new not over-exposed hottie has starred in and shown some good abs and acting chops to go with it!

OH GARRETT! I had never heard of you until you started glowing in Tron, but you know what I know who you are now! I won't forget you either and you will no longer be the "other guy" in movies you will be that "hot guy from Tron"

This was your dark hair after you were in Troy with so many hot men that we couldn't keep count and we almost...I repeat....almost forgot....but with one picture our memory is refreshed!!! Hello gorgeous!

Everyone knows that celebmanmeat loves them some men in suits! Suit Up Garrett and damn man you do it very very well....mmmmmm

If only we could be the drink that you are sipping on or the finger you have to your mouth we wouldn't mind those lips on us at all....

In Four Brothers you were PISSED OFF and damn did it look hot on you! You are the next big thing and if I ever watch that movie again Mark Wahlberg will NOT be who I am staring at!

This is your standard pic I've seen it everywhere but I love it so yeah!

You played a cowboy really well in Country Strong and cowboy or California we love you just the same!

Who knew Sam Flynn would grow up to look like this! DAYUM!!!! Good genes in that family yum yum!

On the Ellen show Ellen asked you where you came from and you said "a planet called Michigan" well damn that planet has some good men....you've always been around but NOW WE WILL FRICKIN NOTICE!!!

There will be no more hiding for you hottie! The word is out you have made it! Prepare for fangirls!

EMERGENCY HOTNESS POST!!

So I was at the gym, learning tricks about sex and stuff from Cosmo and I turn the page and I find this:

THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A WARNING LABEL I ALMOST FELL OFF THE ELLIPTICAL MACHINE! HOLY SHIT!

*DEAD*

THAT'S ALL!

Alex O'Loughlin is about to BLOW UP! HE'S THAT HOT!

So, once upon a time there was this guy who played a vampire in this show called
MOONLIGHT

Yeah, so as much as that show was friggin awesome not enough people watched and so it went kablooey despite a HUGE fan campaign to keep the show...where was twitter then? I wonder had we had twitter if Moonlight might have lived to see another sunrise?


I watched and this above was one of the reasons why! Can you say hotspice!
I can!
HOTSPICE

Every man in the man meat blog has to have one "suit up" picture! Nice!

Hello there yuppie hotness! He's 32 ladies yeah it's old compared to Rpattz or TLau but hey just like wine men get better with age

Have to say, I'm glad you came out of the Moonlight and into the sunlight....droolspice!

Leather jacket + hot man = Me dead *thud*

HOLY.....I HAVE NO WORDS......

Fist pumps! When you decided to take a co-starring role next to J. Lo instead of staying on Three Rivers good going dude!
Yeah this picture speaks for itself, so he's been a vampire=hot, a doctor=hot, and a guy who falls in love with a pregnant woman=AWESOME!
FORMULA FOR GREATNESS IF YOU ASK ME

YEAH YOU ARE HOT TOO! We'll be seeing you soon when you move from unknown to famous as hell! Hope you are ready! You are about to blow up!
ENTER J. LO.

Now he's about to blow up and I wanted to let everyone know I noticed this hotness before THE BACK UP PLAN blows up his career!
HOTNESS COMING TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU SOON!

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